Things like this make me wish I had bigger ears. Since I don't, I'll share the news with you because if you read this blog, you're probably as twisted as I am (or nearly, anyway - there's NO WAY you're as weird as me!). Someone has come out with earbuds that have "stuff" on them. And by "stuff" I mean ducks, flies, ladybugs, and pigs. Yep, you can have an extra-long pig appearing to be walking through your empty head (meaning that one side is the head, the other side is the butt).
Oh, and there's lips and hearts too. You *know* your teenaged daughter wants some of those!
You can buy these buds at fredflare.com for $15.