Forget Swingline, I Want the Killer Bunny!

OK all you Office Space fans, here's something you'll love!  I decided I've been waiting for the "perfect post" long enough, and I've found it, just in time.  I know you all thought I'd fallen off the face of the earth (and quite possibly, you were happy about it!).

This stapler takes the cake.  I saw it on Coolest Gadgets, and well, yes, it's cool.  The top of it is a "killer" rabbit.  Baring teeth, poised to attack, like something out of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 

What does he do, nibble your bum?

Of course, I'm sure Milton from Office Space would just love to get his hands on this puppy - er, bunny!  It's a little on the steep side at $24.95, but what do you expect for something that keeps Lumbergh away?